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      Boxers, briefs or commando

      What’s your preference?

      I love commando

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      90% Boxers, 10% Boxer briefs.

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      Always been a brief man myself. I need something to hold my bat and balls in place, don't like it all flopping around and stuff.
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      Quote Originally Posted by XClayX View Post
      90% Boxers, 10% Boxer briefs.
      This, and 1% Commando if the above are all in the wash

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      boxer briefs, commando once in a blue moon.

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      Boxer briefs for me. I wear boxers to bed, but can't stand then with jeans. Once in a while I'll wear them with cargo shorts, but it gets uncomfortable in the hot weather.

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      Haven't worn undies in nigh on 10 years. I've tried a couple times, but didn't make it out of the house. I just can't get comfortable wearing them anymore. It may change though if i'm ever forced to wear something besides jeans, dickies, or carharts to work... Wool suit pants for instance. As we all know, no matter what the last drop goes in the pants. Wool is just too damn hard to clean and bad for it if you dry clean. I don't want to be wrecking my sweet suits (that I don't yet have any of).
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      How about a commando brief?
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      Boxers. Briefs are too constricting and I dare not take a chance on my pants fly coming unzipped while in commando mode. Plus, it feels weird not having some sort barrier there.
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      How about a commando brief?
      they are made.

      they're called "sacfree."


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      Boxer briefs at work, boxers at home.
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      Quote Originally Posted by John Lee Pettimore View Post
      they are made.

      they're called "sacfree."

      W.T.F. omg I can't stop laughing and it huuuurts

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      Boxers.

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      switched to boxer briefs (from boxers) a year ago and will never go back. I HATE how boxers bunch up under your jeans.
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      100% boxers. Briefs tend pinch my balls and smash my junk. Not comfortable.

      I'm not totally satisfied with my boxers, though. They have no support for my balls. My balls hang in between and rub against my thighs. This can be problematic. So I tried wearing a jock strap under my boxers for a while and that was less comfy than wearing tighty whiteys.

      You know that feeling you get when you or someone else cups the underside of your balls and lifts them with a hand? That is what I want from a pair of underwear. So does anyone make underwear with an integral sling (or cupped hand ) to support the underside of one's balls ?

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      Chicks dig because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.




      I always wear boxers.

      Briefs are constricting and just have this childish feel to them.

      Commando is disgusting. Underwear is there to give the rest of us an extra layer of protection from your bunghole scent.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Yo Teach View Post
      Chicks dig because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.




      I always wear boxers.

      Briefs are constricting and just have this childish feel to them.

      Commando is disgusting. Underwear is there to give the rest of us an extra layer of protection from your bunghole scent.

      Amen, brother. You know what else accomplishes this?

      Crapping at home before you take a shower and not crapping at work !


      Some people could wear three pairs of underwear and I'd still smell their nasty poopy butt.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post

      You know that feeling you get when you or someone else cups the underside of your balls and lifts them with a hand? That is what I want from a pair of underwear. So does anyone make underwear with an integral sling (or cupped hand ) to support the underside of one's balls ?

      Well hot damn folks, this support garment actually exists.



      They market it as a garment for increasing the size of the bulge in your pants, but it appears to offer the type of ball support that I want.

      Ladies, what would you think if you took my pants off and discovered this garment besides my penis being smaller than my pants bulge indicated?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post

      Ladies, what would you think if you took my pants off and discovered this garment besides my penis being smaller than my pants bulge indicated?
      Probably that you had some kind of bizarre medical condition Not sure if discovering that device or the sac free would cause more alarm and confusion.

      What phrase did you put into Google to find that anyway? LOL

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      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Well hot damn folks, this support garment actually exists.



      They market it as a garment for increasing the size of the bulge in your pants, but it appears to offer the type of ball support that I want.

      Ladies, what would you think if you took my pants off and discovered this garment besides my penis being smaller than my pants bulge indicated?
      OMG! That's terrible. If you were brave enough to wear it, I probably wouldn't kick you out of bed...but I don't know that I like the false advertising, either.

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      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Probably that you had some kind of bizarre medical condition Not sure if discovering that device or the sac free would cause more alarm and confusion.

      What phrase did you put into Google to find that anyway? LOL

      first I searched "mens underwear". At the top of the page was a search link for "mens underwear bulge", so I clicked on that and bam, there it was.

      Bizarre medical condition? I can see how it could be confused for a hernia truss.


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      Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjunkie View Post
      OMG! That's terrible. If you were brave enough to wear it, I probably wouldn't kick you out of bed...but I don't know that I like the false advertising, either.
      So you don't ask men if the bulge in their pants is enhanced with ball support garments before things get serious?

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      I think it would be a good idea to not wear the scrotum sling for the first encounter.

      This is the kind of news that should be explained, not discovered.

      I think I may order a few.

      Scrotum sling source:

      http://www.etsy.com/listing/63177314...enhancer-sling

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      Boxer briefs all the way!
      A buddy of mine was having 3 years of no luck getting his wife knocked up and I told him that it was because he wears tighty whiteys. He switched to boxer briefs and got her knocked up in 2 months.

      I also have a couple buddies that are paramedics/firemen and they always tell me that they hate it when they have to cut someones pants off and they're commando. So always wear underwear because you never know whats going to happen!
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      Always been a brief man myself. I need something to hold my bat and balls in place, don't like it all flopping around and stuff.
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      Hey you guys wearing briefs:

      Do you go dick up, down or diagonal ?

      I can never find a comfortable dick orientation in briefs.

      Seems like they should make briefs that are shaped like a glove with one finger.

      Maybe they do? Googling.....

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      Quote Originally Posted by Big Morgan View Post
      Considering the thumb up is coming from someone with the name Big Morgan, i rest my case

      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Hey you guys wearing briefs:

      Do you go dick up, down or diagonal ?

      I can never find a comfortable dick orientation in briefs.

      Seems like they should make briefs that are shaped like a glove with one finger.

      Maybe they do? Googling.....
      In the immortal words of Jim Carrey, short, shriveled, and always to the right.

      But seriously, the one finger dick glove is a riot. I usually start with it almost straight up, and then it falls to the right. I do have several pairs of boxer briefs that i never wear, but i'm going to just say screw it on Monday and let it flop around all day at work, should make the girls look.
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      Well I'll be a son of a gun. They make 'em.



      They appropriately call them penis gloves.

      A wide variety of penis glove styles are available here:

      http://www.hohowear.com/shop/home.php?cat=253
      Last edited by Der Schaltwerks; 12-18-2010 at 12:26 PM.

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      Boxer duder here.
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      Anyone rockin' a body suit?



      Fess up.

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      Not only is that picture further up in the green pushing the limits, the guy had a semi-boner as well. Must feel good sliding your meat into that thing, i'll take 2!

      I hope it stretches out a few more inches just in case, could be painful

      Could pass for Homowear as well, just saying.
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      Not only is that picture further up in the green pushing the limits, the guy had a semi-boner as well. Must feel good sliding your meat into that thing, i'll take 2!

      I hope it stretches out a few more inches just in case, could be painful

      Could pass for Homowear as well, just saying.

      I think it would be best to chop the tip off, so you can pee or make a boner.

      Sure it's marketed to the gays, but finding the ideal underwear doesn't make you gay unless this is your ideal underwear




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      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      I think it would be best to chop the tip off, so you can pee or make a boner.

      Sure it's marketed to the gays, but finding the ideal underwear doesn't make you gay unless this is your ideal underwear
      Brilliant, didn't even think about cutting the top off, although they do have that style available. I like the one that is similar to a Crown Royal bag, should be comfy.

      Placing an order shortly, pics coming soon................
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      Brilliant, didn't even think about cutting the top off, although they do have that style available. I like the one that is similar to a Crown Royal bag, should be comfy.

      Placing an order shortly, pics coming soon................

      The more heterosexual men that buy these things, the more socially acceptable it becomes.

      Gentlemen, I implore you...wear penis gloves and spread the word to your straight bros.

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