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      Sad to hear he passed.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      I throw brick high in air. So high never come down. I kick over iron fence with just my foot.
      That's crazy., I don't believe it. What's next, the OP ends up being Ermahgerd?
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      World's oldest person dies at 117. Believed to be the last living person born in the 1800s.

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      Aaron Hernandez 1989-2017



      http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-...ell-1794445345

      Former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was found dead in his prison cell early Wednesday morning in Shirley, Mass. In a statement, the Massachusetts Department of Corrections labeled his death a suicide by hanging.

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      Good, that dumb f***

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      Quote Originally Posted by DUB0RA View Post
      Good, that dumb f***
      X2

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      Clifton James, Who Played a Sheriff in 2 Bond Films, Dies at 96

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Aaron Hernandez 1989-2017
      Does this guy even warrant a eulogy?

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      Quote Originally Posted by veedubman72 View Post
      Does this guy even warrant a eulogy?
      He served his life sentence. At least there is that.

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      Quote Originally Posted by veedubman72 View Post
      Does this guy even warrant a eulogy?
      Dead is dead. He qualifies.

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Dead is dead. He qualifies.
      QUE???????

      eu·lo·gy ˈyo͞oləjē/ noun

      a speech or piece of writing that praises someone or something highly, typically for someone who has just died.

      synonyms: accolade, panegyric, paean, tribute, compliment, commendation;

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Dead is dead. He qualifies.
      He experienced a qualifying event.

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      Quote Originally Posted by veedubman72 View Post
      QUE???????

      eu·lo·gy ˈyo͞oləjē/ noun

      a speech or piece of writing that praises someone or something highly, typically for someone who has just died.

      synonyms: accolade, panegyric, paean, tribute, compliment, commendation;
      GTFO with your logic.
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      Is this better?

      Hernandez was a highly qualified thug that murdered three people and shot a friend in the face.

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      I'll give it a shot:

      "What can we say about Aaron Hernandez? A man so stupid as to waste a God given ability to play professional football at
      the highest level in favor of maintaining his street thug credentials? A man so twisted as to murder in cold blood, one who
      considered him friend? A man so cowardly, he felt it better to leave his future wife without a husband & his child without a father?

      What can we say except......"


      <cue Curly Bill>
      ...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Cooper View Post
      Is this better?

      Hernandez was a highly qualified thug that murdered three people and shot a friend in the face.
      Did you just describe Dick Cheney? 'Cause you just described Dick Cheney.

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      Quote Originally Posted by 2.DOH. View Post
      I'll give it a shot:

      "What can we say about Aaron Hernandez? A man so stupid as to waste a God given ability to play professional football at
      the highest level in favor of maintaining his street thug credentials? A man so twisted as to murder in cold blood, one who
      considered him friend? A man so cowardly, he felt it better to leave his future wife without a husband & his child without a father?

      What can we say except......"


      <cue Curly Bill>

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bladecatcher View Post
      Did you just describe Dick Cheney? 'Cause you just described Dick Cheney.
      hahahahaha
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      Igor Natan Segala...that beautiful bastard. I made out with him one time behind a Red Lobster in Mookala, Wisconsin - on a bet. Little did he know that the simple kiss and $7.48 would lead to life-changing consequences. That was before the war, before this all happened. (stares out over the nuclear wasteland)
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      Quote Originally Posted by veedubman72 View Post
      QUE???????

      eu·lo·gy ˈyo͞oləjē/ noun

      a speech or piece of writing that praises someone or something highly, typically for someone who has just died.

      synonyms: accolade, panegyric, paean, tribute, compliment, commendation;
      I didn't write a eulogy, just stated that he dead.

      We'll do the same for Charles Manson, Kim Jong-un, and Kellyann Conway if they should pass. We just won't say anything nice.

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      Quote Originally Posted by veedubman72 View Post
      QUE???????

      eu·lo·gy ˈyo͞oləjē/ noun

      a speech or piece of writing that praises someone or something highly, typically for someone who has just died.

      synonyms: accolade, panegyric, paean, tribute, compliment, commendation;
      How un-OT of you.

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      RIP Keith



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      Quote Originally Posted by VWVan View Post
      RIP Keith


      Oh no! He was great on Seinfeld. I don't know his baseball career.

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      Quote Originally Posted by VWVan View Post
      RIP Keith



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