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    1. #26
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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Do women use more toothpaste than men?
      Not sure if they actually use it... or just wipe it all over the sink.

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      Quote Originally Posted by saron81 View Post
      Not sure if they actually use it... or just wipe it all over the sink.
      Ah, messy reference. Got it. I was wondering what I was doing wrong to still have all my teeth.

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      Quote Originally Posted by saron81 View Post
      Not sure if they actually use it... or just wipe it all over the sink.
      truth

      I mean, why in the world would you rinse the sink out after you rinse your mouth out?
      The OG Russells is back!

      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      I'm sure a lot of these guys went home after the carwash and played a little hans solo.

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      Dang man, how many Courics can an 8 year old put out?

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      Have a special limited toilet paper roll when these people come over.

      You think I am kidding I am not kidding.
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    6. #31
      Remove all toilet paper. Install one of those cheap plastic toilet seat bidets.

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      Seal the bathroom, install this in the yard.

      Quote Originally Posted by Mk1Madness
      Back when making your car faster and better handling was the big thing.
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      The car's best safety feature includes ejecting you in the moment of impact and wishing you the best of luck.

    8. #33
      tell the kid not to clog your toilet. Should be simple.

    9. #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Heffernan View Post
      Spot-****ing-on.
      Man, that's the truth.

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      That's quite the shtty shttuation you're in .
      Easy like Sunday Morning.

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      Quote Originally Posted by GruuvenNorth View Post
      That's quite the shtty shttuation you're in .
      Reported to mods.
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      No, the real enthusiast vehicle would be the RX8. It combines V12 Lamborghini gas mileage with Hyundai Genesis 4cyl. performance.

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      Quote Originally Posted by GruuvenNorth View Post
      That's quite the shtty shttuation urine .
      you failed on this big time
      The OG Russells is back!

      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      I'm sure a lot of these guys went home after the carwash and played a little hans solo.

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      when my company moved into our new office someone kept flushing socks/underwear in the men's room. it got so bad the landlord threatened to kick us out.

      hr must have found the culprit, because it stopped.

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Do women use more toothpaste than men?
      They tend to use electric toothbrushes more often. I've seen videos during my research.
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      Igor Natan Segala...that beautiful bastard. I made out with him one time behind a Red Lobster in Mookala, Wisconsin - on a bet. Little did he know that the simple kiss and $7.48 would lead to life-changing consequences. That was before the war, before this all happened. (stares out over the nuclear wasteland)
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      Quote Originally Posted by bothhandsplease View Post
      when my company moved into our new office someone kept flushing socks/underwear in the men's room. it got so bad the landlord threatened to kick us out.

      hr must have found the culprit, because it stopped.
      Lmao what is wrong with people?!


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      Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Russells View Post
      you failed on this big time
      Toucheee
      Easy like Sunday Morning.

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