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      When a lesson in parking etiquette goes wrong...

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      Saw this on IG lol


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      a) you wheel brah, we get it. Wash your rig

      b) that is pretty far from double parking

      c) that was a parking slot far from the store fronts, who cares

      d) I hope that passenger is your dad and not your lover

      e) running no plates like a gangstah!
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      Obviously staged.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Porkchopexpress View Post
      Obviously staged.
      No, anytime someone parks on my passenger side I ALWAYS walk around making broad gestures.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Porkchopexpress View Post
      Obviously staged.
      Yep. Any normal dude would have at least pushed the mirrors of the Jeep in or something
      The OG Russells is back!

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      I'm sure a lot of these guys went home after the carwash and played a little hans solo.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Porkchopexpress View Post
      Obviously staged.
      It is. A bunch of these jeep videos teaching people parking lot lessons just popped up on youtube this week. The most atrocious being one where a sedan steals a spot that a jeep is waiting for, the jeep hooks up the winch while the owner is away and pulls his car out of the spot (while a drone conveniently films in hd). All these videos are constantly reminding folks to "subscribe brah" so we can get our youtube money
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      This is the same dude that did the Mercedes double-bro-block recently. I think we all thought the driver's reaction was a little odd on that one, too.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Porkchopexpress View Post
      Obviously staged.

      Yeah but why does it seem to be always the Jeep brahs doing it.

      What lesson are they trying to "teach":

      You can unintentionally park poorly but it's never unintentional to be a Jeep brah, hide behind some bushes and giggle?

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      Quote Originally Posted by BetterByDesign View Post
      Yeah but why does it seem to be always the Jeep brahs doing it.

      What lesson are they trying to "teach":

      You can unintentionally park poorly but it's never unintentional to be a Jeep brah, hide behind some bushes and giggle?

      It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.
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      Quote Originally Posted by BetterByDesign View Post
      Yeah but why does it seem to be always the Jeep brahs doing it.

      What lesson are they trying to "teach":

      You can unintentionally park poorly but it's never unintentional to be a Jeep brah, hide behind some bushes and giggle?

      how else do you think they pay for parts? youtube views.

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      Quote Originally Posted by BetterByDesign View Post
      Yeah but why does it seem to be always the Jeep brahs doing it.

      What lesson are they trying to "teach":

      You can unintentionally park poorly but it's never unintentional to be a Jeep brah, hide behind some bushes and giggle?

      Here's the thing about Jeep people, something I didn't understand until I got a Jeep and had to start interacting with them.

      -Jeep people "Jeepers" consider themselves one big family. Power in numbers ya

      -Jeepers think of themselves as the Batmans of the world - respond to any emergency, do no evil, only good, help the poor, answer the call, yadda yadda

      -Jeepers are here to keep America great
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      Quote Originally Posted by GoHomePossum View Post
      -Jeepers are here to keep America great
      How do the Jeepers feel about your oriental immigrant Jeep?

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      How do the Jeepers feel about your oriental immigrant Jeep?
      They're raising money for a wall
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      Quote Originally Posted by GoHomePossum View Post
      They're raising money for a wall
      Seems like a waste of time when all they need is a muddy field.

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      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Seems like a waste of time when all they need is a muddy field.
      Ouch
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      Quote Originally Posted by GoHomePossum View Post
      Ouch

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      Quote Originally Posted by BetterByDesign View Post
      What lesson are they trying to "teach":
      That if you put a funny video on YouTube you can make a million dollars.

      Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Porkchopexpress View Post
      Obviously staged.
      no doubt...it's BS clickbait.
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