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Post Title: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO
Posted by: Tom Long at 7:54 PM 4/15/2009





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: Subwoofers at 7:55 PM 4/15/2009

Again?



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Posted by: rcigti02 at 7:56 PM 4/15/2009

about 4 days late my friend.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 7:57 PM 4/15/2009

That's very funny.

As an Audi guy, I'll add they had to pull out an M car? If you're going to go to the big guns, Audi's still got the R8.





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Posted by: Tourenwagen at 7:57 PM 4/15/2009



lol



Post Title: Re: (Tourenwagen)
Posted by: Tom Long at 7:58 PM 4/15/2009

Sorry for the repost, funny nevertheless



Post Title: Re: (rcigti02)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 7:58 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by rcigti02 »
about 4 days late my friend.

Yah, but this is the best shot I've seen of the two yet. The others looked a bit chopped and the original Subaru-BMW-Audi ad war that everyone seems to reference was fake so you had to wonder.





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: VarianceVQ at 7:59 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »
That's very funny.

As an Audi guy, I'll add they had to pull out an M car? If you're going to go to the big guns, Audi's still got the R8.

BMW's got the M6...



Post Title: Re: (Tourenwagen)
Posted by: VTECjustkickedinyo at 8:01 PM 4/15/2009



R



Post Title: Re: (VTECjustkickedinyo)
Posted by: Hufeisen at 8:04 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by VTECjustkickedinyo »
R

In before the...

I did that wrong... wow, how bad the brain works on a few hours of sleep

Actually, that is a better shot of the boards...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (VarianceVQ)
Posted by: am1899 at 8:04 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by VarianceVQ »

BMW's got the M6...

Compares with the R8 how?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: someguy123 at 8:09 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »
That's very funny.

As an Audi guy, I'll add they had to pull out an M car? If you're going to go to the big guns, Audi's still got the R8.

And who's going to buy the R8?

And what can best "Checkmate"?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (someguy123)
Posted by: Subwoofers at 8:11 PM 4/15/2009



Nothing, check make is game over.
Checkmate: When the King is in "check" and cannot get out of check by the three ways listed under Check. When the King is checkmated, the game is over.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: chamade at 8:11 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »
That's very funny.

As an Audi guy, I'll add they had to pull out an M car? If you're going to go to the big guns, Audi's still got the R8.

They didn't have to, the 335i and 328i would still have been enough for a checkmate in their respective categories vs. Audi.



Post Title: Re: (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Brimjolt at 8:12 PM 4/15/2009



16 ppl created a thread like this.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (chamade)
Posted by: Nuclear Donught at 8:13 PM 4/15/2009

advantage, audi



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (am1899)
Posted by: VarianceVQ at 8:13 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by am1899 »

Compares with the R8 how?

High-performance luxury-sport coupes w/V10s (if you get the R8...V10).

How are they not comparable?



Post Title: Re: (Brimjolt)
Posted by: Tom Long at 8:14 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by Brimjolt »
16 ppl created a thread like this.

Sssh! I like where this is heading..................................



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Posted by: pal at 8:18 PM 4/15/2009



Brilliant



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (VarianceVQ)
Posted by: GiacGtiAgain at 8:20 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by VarianceVQ »

High-performance luxury-sport coupes w/V10s (if you get the R8...V10).

How are they not comparable?

no v10 in the M3. the M3 would be equivalent to the S4, or RS4 if you're really picky.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (GiacGtiAgain)
Posted by: JrodNJ at 8:27 PM 4/15/2009



You people just sucked all the fun out of clever advertising.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (JrodNJ)
Posted by: ItzDarrell at 8:29 PM 4/15/2009






Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Nuclear Donught)
Posted by: VTECjustkickedinyo at 8:30 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by Nuclear Donught »

advantage, audi

shopped , but would be awesome in real life haha.



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Posted by: reelknead1 at 8:38 PM 4/15/2009



I'm pretty sure the people on the internet come up with better signs then the marketers at bmw and audi. That think again or pwned one is great!!



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (GiacGtiAgain)
Posted by: VarianceVQ at 8:38 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by GiacGtiAgain »

no v10 in the M3. the M3 would be equivalent to the S4, or RS4 if you're really picky.

Right...but I was talking about the M6.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (VarianceVQ)
Posted by: GiacGtiAgain at 8:39 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by VarianceVQ »

Right...but I was talking about the M6.

Ah yes. I guess the audi equivalent there would be the S5 but the S5 is significantly cheaper, and slower as well.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (someguy123)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 8:41 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by someguy123 »

And who's going to buy the R8?

And what can best "Checkmate"?

In a chess game, checkmate is the end game for sure.... so good for them for a quick quip. But the R8 is a production Audi and BMW doesn't currently have a competitor. If they're going M to answer the billboard, going R to answer BMW's seems the next move no?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (JrodNJ)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 8:43 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by JrodNJ »
You people just sucked all the fun out of clever advertising.

Oh come on now. This is the car lounge. What did you expect?

BTW, in fairness, I gave them the nod for humor and I run an Audi site. That's fair right?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Matt D. at 8:47 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

In a chess game, checkmate is the end game for sure.... so good for them for a quick quip. But the R8 is a production Audi and BMW doesn't currently have a competitor. If they're going M to answer the billboard, going R to answer BMW's seems the next move no?

Eh, at some level these two cars can compete although the design of the R8 is far more exotic and will certainly win in the looks department but, both have equal hp. I know the R8 is kind of esoteric in nature when compared with the commonality of the M3 but,....



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Matt D.)
Posted by: RogueOne at 9:05 PM 4/15/2009



I think a good response would either be "Check again Mate" or "New to Chess?" Both above an R8.

The new billboard has to reference the "Checkmate" otherwise people will completely forget that the two are related.

Modified by RogueOne at 7:07 PM 4-15-2009



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (RogueOne)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 9:11 PM 4/15/2009







Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (RogueOne)
Posted by: GiacGtiAgain at 9:13 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by RogueOne »
I think a good response would either be "Check again Mate" or "New to Chess?" Both above an R8.

The new billboard has to reference the "Checkmate" otherwise people will completely forget that the two are related.


Modified by RogueOne at 7:07 PM 4-15-2009

there is no good response. in humor, you need to learn when to bow out, and start something new. The checkmate billboard is perfect, and any attempt to out-do it will just be embarrassing and look like a reach.

the jerk store called...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 9:14 PM 4/15/2009



Also considered "Gamechanger".

And BTW, before you label me a fanboy, I love the M3. Awesome car. I just think the R8's cooler.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (GiacGtiAgain)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 9:15 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by GiacGtiAgain »

there is no good response. in humor, you need to learn when to bow out, and start something new. The checkmate billboard is perfect, and any attempt to out-do it will just be embarrassing and look like a reach.

the jerk store called...

Yah, but on the internet we're all a bunch of jerks.

Well played Santa Monica BMW.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: chamade at 9:25 PM 4/15/2009



How many people here drive an R8?
Quite a few have new M3s.
Though so.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: RogueTDI at 9:29 PM 4/15/2009

bwahahahahaaaa!!

new to me!



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (VarianceVQ)
Posted by: S4cabriofox at 10:03 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by VarianceVQ »

High-performance luxury-sport coupes w/V10s (if you get the R8...V10).

How are they not comparable?


The M6 is a boat, a huge 4000lb luxo coupe with a big engine. It is no sports car. The R8 is a sports car and I'd go as far as to say the V10 is a supercar. Not comparable at all. In fact the M3 is probably more comparable to the R8 (4.2) than the M6 is to the R8 V10 because at least the M3 is like a sports car in disguise.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (S4cabriofox)
Posted by: Matt D. at 10:16 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by S4cabriofox »

The M6 is a boat, a huge 4000lb luxo coupe with a big engine.

So is.....uh the Veyron.



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: MatthewFerrell at 10:31 PM 4/15/2009



Can we get just one more of these threads?

Please. Please. Please. Please. Plaseple. Psleshay. llfgh.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Nuclear Donught)
Posted by: 1evlaudi at 10:36 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by Nuclear Donught »

advantage, audi

Nice pchop, my hats to you...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (someguy123)
Posted by: 1evlaudi at 10:38 PM 4/15/2009



[QUOTE=someguy123]

And who's going to buy the R8?

More people are buying R8 this year than last year... Go figure



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: 1evlaudi at 10:40 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

In a chess game, checkmate is the end game for sure.... so good for them for a quick quip. But the R8 is a production Audi and BMW doesn't currently have a competitor. If they're going M to answer the billboard, going R to answer BMW's seems the next move no?

Agreed 100%. I can not wait for Audi's answer... which I know is coming. This is happening in my region, I had to know what was going on...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (chamade)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 10:41 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by chamade »
How many people here drive an R8?
Quite a few have new M3s.
Though so.

I'm not exactly sure what the debate is, but what the heck... I'll beat a horse...

Current M3 is a different market than E46 and previous M3s. In the Audi lexicon, the M3 was a competitor to the S4 up until this generation. Then the M3 went to price and performance to match the RS 4 and that's a different league... again in the Audi lexicon. That'd be RS 4 and upcoming RS 5. So it's more attainable than R8 true... but what does that say?

The ad across the street (responded to) is for the A4. Base A4 sedan starts at $31,000 while the base M3 coupe sells for $57,850. So the logic is that if BMW pulled out the big gun to make 'Check Mate', Audi has a bigger gun so long as we're... (ahem)... gun measuring.

BTW, for reference of further measuring, the base 3-series starts at $33,600.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: mkvjosh at 11:06 PM 4/15/2009



lol, that reminds me this:






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Posted by: mariok2006 at 11:07 PM 4/15/2009







Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: lip at 11:25 PM 4/15/2009

Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

I'm not exactly sure what the debate is, but what the heck... I'll beat a horse...

Current M3 is a different market than E46 and previous M3s. In the Audi lexicon, the M3 was a competitor to the S4 up until this generation. Then the M3 went to price and performance to match the RS 4 and that's a different league... again in the Audi lexicon. That'd be RS 4 and upcoming RS 5. So it's more attainable than R8 true... but what does that say?

The ad across the street (responded to) is for the A4. Base A4 sedan starts at $31,000 while the base M3 coupe sells for $57,850. So the logic is that if BMW pulled out the big gun to make 'Check Mate', Audi has a bigger gun so long as we're... (ahem)... gun measuring.

BTW, for reference of further measuring, the base 3-series starts at $33,600.

Whoa Dude, come on. Not a chance. This is all about the #s. The number of cars that drive by and see the bilboards, and the amount of information they can retain in a split second. It took me like a minute to read your retort.
Audi got owned this go around. Let's just call it a day, until they come back with something better. BMW got this one fair and square. End of story.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (lip)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 11:37 PM 4/15/2009



Quote, originally posted by lip »

Whoa Dude, come on. Not a chance. This is all about the #s. The number of cars that drive by and see the bilboards, and the amount of information they can retain in a split second. It took me like a minute to read your retort.
Audi got owned this go around. Let's just call it a day, until they come back with something better. BMW got this one fair and square. End of story.

Ummm yeah... I totally disagree with that guy who said 'well played BMW'... awwww crap that was me.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (mkvjosh)
Posted by: Tom Long at 12:34 AM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by mkvjosh »
lol, that reminds me this:


MOAR!



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: 1hotgolf at 12:39 AM 4/16/2009



Just found this on jalopnik, some of them are hysterical. http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/audibmwboardwars/ ,i have to agree though BMW putting up a billboard with an M3 comparing it to the A4 is a little over the top. Not even the same type or league of cars except for the fact theyre european. Now if they put up a 3series that wouldve made sense.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Nuclear Donught)
Posted by: amerikanzero at 12:44 AM 4/16/2009

Quote, originally posted by Nuclear Donught »

advantage, audi

I like how there's a drop shadow on the sky.



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: MylesPH1 at 5:03 AM 4/16/2009



Hmmm.

Route from my house to work in Los Angeles - 2.8 miles.

Route from my house, to the intersection with those billboards, then on to my work - 7.32 miles.

Yup, I'll be checking that once a week now



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (MylesPH1)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 8:20 AM 4/16/2009



Please post if there's a response.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (amerikanzero)
Posted by: PassSedanGLX at 8:26 AM 4/16/2009

Quote, originally posted by amerikanzero »

I like how there's a drop shadow on the sky.

Layer management for the win.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Subwoofers)
Posted by: DoubleNaught at 8:26 AM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by Subwoofers »
Again?


Yep, same repost....but a new post about the repost everyday this week!



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (DoubleNaught)
Posted by: B_V at 9:28 AM 4/16/2009



The thing is, BMW still wins this battle. Even if Audi respond with an R8 and a witty comment, BMW can still just slap a picture of their F1 car and be done with it.

What's Audi going to respond with? Their LeMans car?...don't think so



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (B_V)
Posted by: chucchinchilla at 9:30 AM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by B_V »
The thing is, BMW still wins this battle. Even if Audi respond with an R8 and a witty comment, BMW can still just slap a picture of their F1 car and be done with it.

What's Audi going to respond with? Their LeMans car?...don't think so


Yeah winning LeMans 7 times is nothing.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (B_V)
Posted by: Shomegrown at 9:34 AM 4/16/2009

Quote, originally posted by B_V »

What's Audi going to respond with? Their LeMans car?...don't think so

It depends how you look at it. An F1 car couldn't win Le Mans, it would break before 24h. A Le Mans car couldn't win an F1 race either. Well, BMW has enough problems winning in F1, they should probably just stick to that.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: CoolJetta3 at 9:41 AM 4/16/2009



whenever I see this I think....


I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
so satisfied I'm on my way.
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
so satisfied I'm on my way.

Take a straight and stronger course to the corner of your life.
Make the white queen run so fast she hasn't got time to make you wise.

'Cause it's time, is time in time with your time and its news it captured
For the queen to use.
Move me on to any black square,
Use me any time you want,
Just remember that the goal
Is for us all to capture all we want.
Yea, yea, yea.

Don't surround yourself with yourself,
Move on back two squares,
Send an instant comment to me,
Initial it with loving care
Don't surround
Yourself.

'Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and its news is captured
For the queen to use.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit Don't surround
Didda. Yourself with yourself.
Don't surround yourself with yourself, Don't surround yourself.
Move on back two squares,
Send an instant comment to me, Send an instant
Initial it with loving care Comment to me. Don't surround Yourself.

'Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and its news is captured
For the queen to use.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.
Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda.

'Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and its news is captured.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (B_V)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 9:52 AM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by B_V »
The thing is, BMW still wins this battle. Even if Audi respond with an R8 and a witty comment, BMW can still just slap a picture of their F1 car and be done with it.

What's Audi going to respond with? Their LeMans car?...don't think so

I don't follow this method of thinking at all. BMW hasn't been all that competitive in F1. If simply having a team is bragging rights, then I guess they win... but I don't buy into that. Now Mercedes is a more impressive run in that sport, having achieved dominance in roughly the same time.

Audi on the other hand tends to stick to sports where they can run more technology that applies their road cars. Rally (quattro), Touring Car (quattro, sequential gearboxes), Sportscar (FSI, TDI). And, they also tend to dominate the heck out of wherever they go.

Winning so many time at Le Mans and in such a short time period is a major achievement. This year they're shooting for Ferrari's record of wins... only Porsche has more at Le Mans. And, trust me on this, winning at Le Mans is not a simple task. Peugeot had a faster car last year and more F1 drivers than you can shake a stick at and they still lost.

Just because F1 is more expensive IMHO doesn't make it the be all end all of bragging rights. And if it is, Mercedes owns BMW.

Honestly, I'd love to see BMW and Audi go head-to-head in the same sport. Le Mans in 1999 was such a race and, to their credit, BMW won that. Of course, Audi was in a very early stage of their program, but that's where you can compare apples and apples... head-to-head. Remember the BTCC? Audi dominated that before quattro was ruled an unfair advantage, so it's a give and take. Unfortunatley, neither tend to go near each other anymore.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (chucchinchilla)
Posted by: B_V at 9:52 AM 4/16/2009



I think the pissing contest here is between speed, not racing wins. F1 car > LeMans car...argue that if you want

Modified by B_V at 7:54 AM 4-16-2009



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (B_V)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 10:02 AM 4/16/2009

Quote, originally posted by B_V »
I think the pissing contest here is between speed, not racing wins. F1 car > LeMans car...argue that if you want


Modified by B_V at 7:54 AM 4-16-2009

Well if it's speed the R8 V10 wins. If it's racing, then BMW has a considerable history but that doesn't mean F1 is the bees knees. F1 is driven heavily by who has the biggest budget or has done the most/best investment in aero. As an investment, it's awful and awfully expensive.

I think if you're going to be so adamant that everyone must agree with you that F1 is it then it's probably not worth arguing, but there are very valid arguments to being strong in various sorts of racing. Rally has its merits (both WRC and events like Paris to Dakar), endurance has its merits, etc. You see F1 as being most superior... That's fine. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I think you need to come to a realization. Not everyone has the same criteria as you.

Me, I prefer series that push new technology and races that can't be determined by a single pit mistake and the like. 24 hour and 12 hour races do this. I also like series where many manufacturers can and do race... so kudos to BMW North America for jumping in on GT2 with the M3. It's not exactly pinnacle within sportscar racing, but it'll pit them against Corvette, Aston Martin, Ferrari and Porsche and that's some serious competition.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: 1.8Tquattro at 10:07 AM 4/16/2009



Quick chop.




Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Matt D.)
Posted by: S4cabriofox at 11:33 AM 4/16/2009

Quote, originally posted by Matt D. »

So is.....uh the Veyron.


Yes, and?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (S4cabriofox)
Posted by: Motohip at 12:07 PM 4/16/2009

This is Audi's official response. (stollen from acurazine)





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Motohip)
Posted by: Motohip at 12:08 PM 4/16/2009



And here is BMW's official response. (also stollen from acurazine)





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Jetty! at 12:13 PM 4/16/2009




Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

My rendition (MS Paint):




Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: Dawg Dee-Lux at 12:40 PM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by Tom Long »

MOAR!

Here you go





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Dawg Dee-Lux)
Posted by: morecarsthanbrains at 12:55 PM 4/16/2009







Post Title:
Posted by: rampur at 1:50 PM 4/16/2009

couldn't think of a witty jab. But you get the idea!



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: 1evlaudi at 11:40 PM 4/16/2009



Quote, originally posted by Tom Long »






Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Motohip)
Posted by: ninja_gaiden at 12:24 AM 4/17/2009



Quote, originally posted by Motohip »
And here is BMW's official response. (also stollen from acurazine)

win



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Subwoofers)
Posted by: bwell01 at 12:33 AM 4/17/2009



Quote, originally posted by Subwoofers »
Nothing, check make is game over.
Checkmate: When the King is in "check" and cannot get out of check by the three ways listed under Check. When the King is checkmated, the game is over.

but the A4 is not the king of audis stable. if thats the case then audi can reach far into the VAG cubbord and put out a murcielago, or a reventon... hell naw, better yet a rs6 avant lol

Quote, originally posted by 1hotgolf »
Just found this on jalopnik, some of them are hysterical. http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/audibmwboardwars/ ,i have to agree though BMW putting up a billboard with an M3 comparing it to the A4 is a little over the top. Not even the same type or league of cars except for the fact theyre european. Now if they put up a 3series that wouldve made sense.

especially when a mildly modded 335i will crush the m3

i vote bogus game

Modified by bwell01 at 10:40 PM 4-16-2009



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: x_Diesel_x at 12:53 AM 4/17/2009



Repost - LMAO



Post Title: Re: (mariok2006)
Posted by: Dango330 at 1:00 AM 4/17/2009

Quote, originally posted by mariok2006 »

You know what, it may sound ridiculous but washing your car in the rain is one of the best time to wash it.

I use to do this back in the days, when it started raining I would run out and wash my car. People would drive by looking at me like I was crazy, gave it a quick rinse and let it sit. The next day when the sun comes out, the car dries amazingly spotless. Threw on a coat of spray wax and the car looks new.



Post Title:
Posted by: thefrush at 1:12 PM 4/17/2009







Post Title: Re: (thefrush)
Posted by: sleepover at 1:14 PM 4/17/2009

^win



Post Title: Re: (thefrush)
Posted by: Tom Long at 1:16 PM 4/17/2009

Nice pchop Lets see how wide it can get



Post Title: Re: (sleepover)
Posted by: Dawg Dee-Lux at 1:44 PM 4/17/2009

Quote, originally posted by sleepover »
^win

Literary



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: SlowMotion at 1:50 PM 4/17/2009



/thread
Audi wins



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: HaterSlayer at 1:52 PM 4/17/2009



Audi's response



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: x_Diesel_x at 2:30 PM 4/17/2009







Post Title:
Posted by: harley.brasil at 3:25 PM 4/17/2009





Post Title: Re: (Tom Long)
Posted by: bic at mit at 3:47 PM 4/17/2009

Quote, originally posted by Tom Long »
Nice pchop Lets see how wide it can get

That's what she said!



Post Title:
Posted by: asian1 at 4:04 PM 4/17/2009



These photochops are hilarious! Keem em coming...



Post Title: Re: (thefrush)
Posted by: chamade at 4:08 PM 4/17/2009

Quote, originally posted by thefrush »

FAIL...after F1 you can only fail.
That ALMS car would be lapped before the first lap is over



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (HaterSlayer)
Posted by: no27 at 4:31 PM 4/17/2009



Quote, originally posted by HaterSlayer »

Audi's response

lame

any of the chops out there wouldve been better.




Post Title: Re: (chamade)
Posted by: Allsops at 4:35 PM 4/17/2009



Quote, originally posted by chamade »

FAIL...after F1 you can only fail.
That ALMS car would be lapped before the first lap is over

An F1 car wouldn't make it 1/4 of the way through the 24 of Le Mans before breaking down...

An ALMS P900 vs an F1 car would each win in each of their respective factory races.



Post Title: Re: (chamade)
Posted by: jrmcm at 4:35 PM 4/17/2009



Quote, originally posted by chamade »

FAIL...after F1 you can only fail.
That ALMS car would be lapped before the first lap is over

Not to interrupt you from your constant Audi trolling, but care to compare team successes?





Post Title: Re: (jrmcm)
Posted by: PhReE at 4:54 PM 4/17/2009



Given how well the 'old' B7 RS4 does vs the current M3 I can't wait to see what the B8 RS4/5 will do...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (ninja_gaiden)
Posted by: Saintor at 5:11 PM 4/17/2009

Another PSed one





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Posted by: HoyaDub at 11:43 PM 4/17/2009



better pics than in the other thread



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: SlowMotion at 11:52 PM 4/17/2009

Quote, originally posted by chamade »

FAIL...after F1 you can only fail.
That ALMS car would be lapped before the first lap is over

Like BMW has done so well in F1.
LOL




Post Title: Re: FV-QR (SlowMotion)
Posted by: Murderface at 1:23 AM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by SlowMotion »

Like BMW has done so well in F1.
LOL

BMW won Le Mans in 1999...oh and then got stomped by Audi in 2000...and 2001...until they withdrew



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (HaterSlayer)
Posted by: rampur at 1:24 AM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by HaterSlayer »

Audi's response

That response is about as good as:

The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!!"



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (rampur)
Posted by: dubfan at 8:14 AM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by rampur »

That response is about as good as:

The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!!"

Nope, it's not even that good.





Post Title: Re: FV-QR (dubfan)
Posted by: DenCo at 9:19 AM 4/18/2009







Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: what at 10:50 AM 4/18/2009

Quote, originally posted by DenCo »
too bad only one of the three isn't laying off workers.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: chamade at 10:53 AM 4/18/2009

Quote, originally posted by DenCo »

You should have really spared yourself this embarrassment.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (what)
Posted by: a2a4raddo at 10:54 AM 4/18/2009



the funny thing is the BMW billboard is a Dealerships advertisement.

The Audi billboard is from the manufacturer.

Most people here dont seem to realize this.





Post Title: Re: FV-QR (a2a4raddo)
Posted by: EdRacer71 at 11:29 AM 4/18/2009



out of all these type of billboards, this one is still my favorite...

obviously from the motorcycle division of BMW....but....



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (EdRacer71)
Posted by: GolfGLSGirl at 11:37 AM 4/18/2009



some pretty funny stuff in this thread!

Ah, menz and their competitive nature



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (chamade)
Posted by: Bob Weaver at 11:45 AM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by chamade »

You should have really spared yourself this embarrassment.

I was thinking the same thing.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (chamade)
Posted by: DenCo at 11:54 AM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by chamade »

You should have really spared yourself this embarrassment.

Embarrassment? I know the brands are not in direct competition, but please do tell me how that would be an embarrassment for me. Oh, and try to do so without resorting to badge snobbery...



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: borapumpkin at 12:12 PM 4/18/2009



way better picture this time. there's nothing wrong with reposts...sometimes. it just means some people don't know every post that goes on tcl because they have lives to live.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (EdRacer71)
Posted by: Rich20thGTI at 12:42 PM 4/18/2009

Quote, originally posted by EdRacer71 »


WIN.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: Adam144 at 1:23 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by DenCo »

Embarrassment? I know the brands are not in direct competition, but please do tell me how that would be an embarrassment for me. Oh, and try to do so without resorting to badge snobbery...

Ok, i'm pretty tolerant but even I can't stand your posts now. That's just lacking any real relevance to this thread and a blatant excuse to over-do your domestic leg humping.

Give it a rest already. You're like Ned Flanders trying to convert everyone to Christianity. NOBODY CARES!

I have nothing against Domestics (other than my personal experience with their qulaity in the last oh 10 years has been less than favourable through several vehicles.) And i'm not a badge whore. But EVERY post of yours, even if the thread doesn't have a thing to do with Domestics is somehow seen as an opportunity to promote them. Get over it already.

And please, don't turn this into another Domestic vs. The World thread. PLEASE!



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (Adam144)
Posted by: JOHNS92JETTA at 1:33 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by Adam144 »

Ok, i'm pretty tolerant but even I can't stand your posts now. That's just lacking any real relevance to this thread and a blatant excuse to over-do your GM leg humping.

Fixed.



Post Title:
Posted by: what at 2:05 PM 4/18/2009



Please make GM go out of business just so DenCo has to find a new hobby.



Post Title: Re: (what)
Posted by: BMP_FTW at 2:25 PM 4/18/2009

i guess i will share this



Post Title: Re: (what)
Posted by: DenCo at 2:38 PM 4/18/2009



Sorry, I didn't realize that this was such a serious thread: In the future, I will be sure to run any such fake billboards, or any post really, through the Committee of Car Lounge Posting Doublestandards.

I apologize for the unparalleled atrocities I have committed against humanity as a whole. You may now persecute the other evildoer who had the audacity to mercilessly post a fake billboard containing a CADILLAC in this thread!



Post Title: Re: (DenCo)
Posted by: Adam144 at 2:40 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by DenCo »
You may now persecute the other evildoer who had the audacity to mercilessly post a fake billboard containing a CADILLAC in this thread!

You know, his post didn't bother me at all. It was the moment my eyes moved left and saw DenCo.

That's when it pissed me off, does that tell you anything?

You're more annoying than Hawc...



Post Title: Re: (DenCo)
Posted by: rampur at 2:48 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by DenCo »
Sorry, I didn't realize that this was such a serious thread: In the future, I will be sure to run any such fake billboards, or any post really, through the Committee of Car Lounge Posting Doublestandards.

I apologize for the unparalleled atrocities I have committed against humanity as a whole. You may now persecute the other evildoer who had the audacity to mercilessly post a fake billboard containing a CADILLAC in this thread!

Seriously, there's nothing wrong with being a GM fanboy, but you're like a broken record. All you ever do is praise GM. Its getting old



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: MagicGLIturbo at 2:50 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by DenCo »

Embarrassment? I know the brands are not in direct competition, but please do tell me how that would be an embarrassment for me. Oh, and try to do so without resorting to badge snobbery...

Because it has nothing to do with anything. Cadillac is a competitor, Buick is not. Therefore, you are either too stupid to get the joke, or you're just being your regular GM-leghumping self.

Either way, its embarrassing. I hope I didn't resort to "badge snobbery"



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: DenCo at 4:06 PM 4/18/2009



WTF bothers people so much about one little post in here?

It's not like I went completely off-topic: I kept with the theme of the thread. It's also not like I did anything inflammatory: I bashed nothing/nobody and didn't do or say anything that went out of line. I merely went and made my own little JOKE billboard thing, like many others have in this/these thread(s) and did so using another luxury brand, to boot... I could maybe understand if I posted a freaking Sonata or G6 something, but WTF is so wrong with the post that I made. And it's not like there's much OBJECTIVE difference between an A4, a NON-M 3-Series and the NEW LaCrosse, aside from the obvious price difference... but it's not like an economy car vs. a pair of supercars or anything.

Grow-up and/or learn to cope with the fact that people WILL have different views from yours and that they have just as much of a right to speak, post, EXIST, etc. as you do.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: Adam144 at 6:04 PM 4/18/2009



Quote, originally posted by DenCo »
WTF bothers people so much about one hundred posts defending GM in here?

Sometimes to find the answers to our questions, we need to look within and ask ourselves...



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: MylesPH1 at 6:10 PM 4/18/2009



Stay. On. Topic.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (DenCo)
Posted by: S4cabriofox at 11:22 PM 4/18/2009

My God you're annoying. It has nothing to do with whether you offended anyone. You just don't get it--what you posted is completely random, stupid and senseless. You constantly insert GM into any thread. You are a sitting duck waiting to be shot. It would be one thing to post a picture of a Cadillac (which competes with the A4/S4 and M3) but something else extremely weird to post a thread-killing billboard of a Buick.

Anyway... back on topic... BMW won. Audi could have done so much more with the R8 billboard. And the BMW dealer took theirs down anyway so Audi is talking to itself.



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (what)
Posted by: 1evlaudi at 12:00 AM 4/19/2009



Quote, originally posted by what »
too bad only one of the three isn't laying off workers.

X2



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (chamade)
Posted by: 1.8Tbug at 1:18 AM 4/19/2009



well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1.8Tbug)
Posted by: HoyaDub at 1:19 AM 4/19/2009

Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right
you don't.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1.8Tbug)
Posted by: zonehawk at 1:21 AM 4/19/2009

Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right

ur wrong.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1.8Tbug)
Posted by: KC Jazz at 1:21 AM 4/19/2009



Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right

wow, please inform me what ****ing retard taught you that



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1.8Tbug)
Posted by: Murderface at 1:23 AM 4/19/2009



Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right

FAIL



Post Title:
Posted by: jonwolfsburg at 1:41 AM 4/19/2009



Bugatti is owned by VAG.



Post Title: Re:
Posted by: BMP_FTW at 2:39 AM 4/19/2009

hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaaha



Post Title:
Posted by: efrie at 3:06 AM 4/19/2009

How did I miss this thread for so long?

Enjoyed the four page read. Thanks guys.



Post Title: Re: (efrie)
Posted by: HatchbackHavoc at 2:30 PM 4/19/2009




So I just made an account to post thin because I though it was a little funny.

Modified by HatchbackHavoc at 12:35 PM 4/19/2009



Post Title: Re: (HatchbackHavoc)
Posted by: what at 2:37 PM 4/19/2009

Quote, originally posted by HatchbackHavoc »

So I just made an account to post thin because I though it was a little funny.


Modified by HatchbackHavoc at 12:35 PM 4/19/2009

Is that a street fighter reference?



Post Title: Re: FV-QR (JOHNS92JETTA)
Posted by: 1.8Tbug at 3:31 PM 4/20/2009

yup my bad well thats the last time ill listen to my friends just looked it up and it is owned by VAG my bad



Post Title: FV-QR
Posted by: SICKVDUB1 at 3:41 PM 4/20/2009

Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
yup my bad well thats the last time ill listen to my friends just looked it up and it is owned by VAG my bad

Good thing you looked it up. You know loungers, they take the internetz verry zeriouzly




Post Title:
Posted by: 1SICKLEX at 4:20 PM 4/20/2009



lol at epic fail guy....

I was expecting 9 pages.....



Post Title:
Posted by: curvedinfinity at 4:25 PM 4/20/2009




edit: removed unnecessary extra comment...

Modified by curvedinfinity at 2:30 PM 4-20-2009



Post Title: Re: (curvedinfinity)
Posted by: TigerinColorado at 4:41 PM 4/20/2009



This thread could use a cleaning...





Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1.8Tbug)
Posted by: DTMTrini at 4:55 PM 4/20/2009



im sorry but....

LMAO

Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tbug »
well you could always put a bugatti veyon next to the R8 bilboard and call it a day since bugatti is owned by bimmer if i recall right

Moving along.





Post Title: Re: (curvedinfinity)
Posted by: Tom Long at 9:20 PM 4/21/2009



Quote, originally posted by curvedinfinity »

edit: removed unnecessary extra comment...


Modified by curvedinfinity at 2:30 PM 4-20-2009

What kind of car is that Dodge?





Post Title: Re: (Tom Long)
Posted by: Tiberius at 9:30 PM 4/21/2009



Quote, originally posted by Tom Long »

What kind of car is that Dodge?

It's a Dodge Caliber.



Post Title: Re: (what)
Posted by: 20aeman at 9:38 PM 4/21/2009



Quote, originally posted by what »
Is that a street fighter reference?

killer instinct




Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Tom Long)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 5:42 PM 4/22/2009



The image you see here was passed to us today by a friend and reader in the Toronto area. We're not sure if it's photoshopped (their are some indicators on the Audi Q5 billboard like the shading to the right), but the GLK ad above the VW dealership looks completely real.

If anyone lives near the dealership (name begins with York) and can verify the presence of the ads, let us know.

You may recall the original ad war from Santa Monica between Audi and BMW last week. Our Car Lounge topic on the subject can be found via the link below.

Full Story





Post Title:
Posted by: LethaOne at 5:52 PM 4/22/2009







Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: ElixXxeR at 5:53 PM 4/22/2009

Looks pretty fake to me, but funny nonetheless.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Adam144 at 7:16 PM 4/22/2009

Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »
If anyone lives near the dealership (name begins with York) and can verify the presence of the ads, let us know.

I may find myself in Toronto this weekend. If you have any better details on the location that'd help though. Being that "York" is a fairly common thing in the Toronto area (North York) and doesn't narrow things down very much.



Post Title: Re: (LethaOne)
Posted by: juventuss at 7:25 PM 4/22/2009



Quote, originally posted by LethaOne »

seriously, what is the story behind this ?



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: 1SICKLEX at 7:48 PM 4/22/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

The image you see here was passed to us today by a friend and reader in the Toronto area. We're not sure if it's photoshopped (their are some indicators on the Audi Q5 billboard like the shading to the right), but the GLK ad above the VW dealership looks completely real.

If anyone lives near the dealership (name begins with York) and can verify the presence of the ads, let us know.

You may recall the original ad war from Santa Monica between Audi and BMW last week. Our Car Lounge topic on the subject can be found via the link below.

Full Story

Lol.
I did see a new GLK and it looks so old. It should have debuted like 10 years ago.



Post Title:
Posted by: Adam144 at 7:50 PM 4/22/2009



The GLK looks like a Subaru Forester.






Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Mk3_Katinga at 8:35 PM 4/22/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

The image you see here was passed to us today by a friend and reader in the Toronto area. We're not sure if it's photoshopped (their are some indicators on the Audi Q5 billboard like the shading to the right), but the GLK ad above the VW dealership looks completely real.

If anyone lives near the dealership (name begins with York) and can verify the presence of the ads, let us know.

You may recall the original ad war from Santa Monica between Audi and BMW last week. Our Car Lounge topic on the subject can be found via the link below.

Full Story


Thats the Yorkdale VW dealer in Toronto. I drive close by there a few times a week, ill go up the road next time and see if its real.

Although looking at it for a few minutes it does look like a pshop



Modified by Mk3_Katinga at 9:36 PM 4-22-2009



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Nuclear Donught)
Posted by: 2000JettaGLXVR6 at 8:37 PM 4/22/2009



Quote, originally posted by Nuclear Donught »

advantage, audi

Why would you put a drop shadow on the sky. n00bs.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: 2000JettaGLXVR6 at 8:40 PM 4/22/2009



Quote, originally posted by George@Fourtitude »

Obviously photoshopped.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (2000JettaGLXVR6)
Posted by: PhReE at 9:23 PM 4/22/2009



^^ Yeah looks way photo shopped, but I have to say, that's a killer ad. Audi should actually do that, lol.



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (PhReE)
Posted by: George@Fourtitude at 10:43 AM 4/23/2009

It appears the New York Times has decided to cover the story.

http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.co...e/?hp




Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (George@Fourtitude)
Posted by: Porridgehead at 12:20 PM 4/23/2009



Since I had photoshop fired up, I figured why not make my own obviously photoshopped versions.

Apropos of nothing, of course.







Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (Porridgehead)
Posted by: 1SICKLEX at 12:32 PM 4/23/2009



Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »
Since I had photoshop fired up, I figured why not make my own obviously photoshopped versions.

Apropos of nothing, of course.



HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA



Post Title: Re: BMW vs. Audi - LMAO (1SICKLEX)
Posted by: SnowGTI2003 at 12:42 PM 4/23/2009



Holy crap you owe me a new keyboard. Check Engine. LOL




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