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    1. #26
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      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!

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      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!
      DO YOU KNOW FLORIDA MAN.
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      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by crashmtb View Post
      DO YOU KNOW FLORIDA MAN. <img src="https://www.vwvortex.com/Anthony/Smilies/mad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mad" class="inlineimg" />

      Once you’ve known one Florida Man, you known them all.

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      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Once you’ve known one Florida Man, you known them all.
      Somebody knows something
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Someone must know more.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Iroczgirl View Post
      Someone must know more.
      It must be found!
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      May the fishtanks of our neighbors smile upon cars that make forward progress.
      How did I miss this post
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      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.

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      Quote Originally Posted by jaystone View Post
      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.
      It was you wasn’t it, admit it you are Florida man
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      I thought this was fresh JM content , but it’s snot.
      this signature kills fascists.

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      Man this dude was something special. I'm guessing his masters degree was in English literature
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      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      I thought this was fresh JM content , but it’s snot.
      Maybe if you find the car it will be
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by jaystone View Post
      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.
      I have done extensive reading on Florida and, to the best of my understanding, it has either been converted into an airboat or lashed to a bunch of empty oil drums to make a floating elementary school.
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      Nobody knows anything?!?
      Last edited by crashmtb; 10-19-2020 at 04:16 PM.
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      This thread + 1320-20V's thread + HaterSlayer's thread = TCL is back, baby!

      I wonder how many times TCL has been back?

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      Thank God. I thought I was going to have to start insulting men again.
      God, this aged well.

      Quote Originally Posted by crashmtb View Post
      Bumping this thread, because this car must be saved from Florida and returned to upper-middle-west California.

      Carfax says nothing since 2014. Florida’s vin lookup thingy says it’s actively registered.

      TCL hive mind, assemble!
      You... want us to find an NA Miata... in... ****ing Florida?
      I assume communications were handled between JP and the new owner, just email em?

      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!
      At least the photos still work

      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      I have done extensive reading on Florida and, to the best of my understanding, it has either been converted into an airboat or lashed to a bunch of empty oil drums to make a floating elementary school.
      Trying to picture a Miata airboat... I think the NA could easily be turned into an airboat hull...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      God, this aged well.
      I have also aged well, so there is that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      I wonder how many times TCL has been back?

      You... want us to find an NA Miata... in... ****ing Florida?
      I assume communications were handled between JP and the new owner, just email em?
      Sure, if someone who I will not name but whose initials start with JUNIPER MONKEYS didn’t get rid of all pre-2012 emailings.

      Besides, this place can find a car from a taillight crumb and a picture of headlights from a mile out.

      There’s gotta be at least one corrupt Floridian with access to the motor vehicle registry in here!
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by crashmtb View Post
      Sure, if someone who I will not name but whose initials start with JUNIPER MONKEYS didn’t get rid of all pre-2012 emailings.

      Besides, this place can find a car from a taillight crumb and a picture of headlights from a mile out.

      There’s gotta be at least one corrupt Floridian with access to the motor vehicle registry in here!
      I might know a guy.

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      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!
      same!

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      Someone must know more.
      too late to submit to season 3 of unsolved mysteries?

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      I too, got all excited when I saw this.

      To be fair, it was worth reading all over again.
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      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      same!



      too late to submit to season 3 of unsolved mysteries?
      It is not unsolved mysteries without Robert Stack.
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by chapel View Post
      i might know a guy.
      are you holding out on us all
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      Quote Originally Posted by crashmtb View Post
      are you holding out on us all
      me personally, no.
      someone who may have the same first name as me, maybe.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      me personally, no.
      someone who may have the same first name as me, maybe.
      Well listen, Gus, make it happen
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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