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    1. #4801
      Just Milking my Carrot in the Honda break room. Metallitubby's Avatar
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      Quote Originally Posted by Abe Froman View Post
      says you
      We told him to tread lightly, we wheelie did.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      We told him to tread lightly, we wheelie did.
      *rimshot
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Saw these locally for sale- only 2k miles on them.
      Opinion for my F150?
      I do like the gray inserts considering my truck is leadfoot gray.

      hoe much?

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      Americans hate EVs because they grew up with Power Wheels that were glacially slow, ran out of power in 20 minutes and took an entire day to recharge.

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      Quote Originally Posted by GoLfUnV View Post
      he stuck his thumb into my butt cheek, held it there for 2-3 minutes, and i haven't had any pain since.

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      Well.. at least he was actually cooking.
      Most uttes only know heating up and takeout now.
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      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Well.. at least he was actually cooking.
      Most uttes only know heating up and takeout now.
      My nephew texted his mom and asks "how long do you wait before you wash towels?" He had been away at LATech for 7 months.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      My nephew texted his mom and asks "how long do you wait before you wash towels?" He had been away at LATech for 7 months.
      I hope he washed them prior to asking the question

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      Quote Originally Posted by 2.0_Mazda View Post
      I hope he washed them prior to asking the question
      I would be more afraid of the upcoming socks question.

      The funny (strange) thing is we're not from the south. So we have no problem with leaving towels out to air dry. We don't have the humidity. And add that he's a football player that probably showers twice a day? Rank.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      I would be more afraid of the upcoming socks question.

      The funny (strange) thing is we're not from the south. So we have no problem with leaving towels out to air dry. We don't have the humidity. And add that he's a football player that probably showers twice a day? Rank.
      I'm not sure if you are aware, but here in the south we live, shower, and dry our clothes inside air conditioned buildings. Towels dry just fine inside.

      But 7 months is rank, either way.
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I'm not sure if you are aware, but here in the south we live, shower, and dry our clothes inside air conditioned buildings. Towels dry just fine inside.
      Them Yankee studio apartments haven't the room for no fancy clothes drying apparatus.
      Germans are white people. Look up #84 on the list of things white people like: Gear. Lots of Gear. We even have gear farkles over here. -Atomicalex

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      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I'm not sure if you are aware, but here in the south we live, shower, and dry our clothes inside air conditioned buildings. Towels dry just fine inside.

      But 7 months is rank, either way.
      Yea, you need to wash your towels now and then. They aren't like jeans.

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      I don't wash towels or sheets until they start sticking to me.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I'm not sure if you are aware, but here in the south we live, shower, and dry our clothes inside air conditioned buildings. Towels dry just fine inside.

      But 7 months is rank, either way.
      I don't think his dorm had AC.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      Americans hate EVs because they grew up with Power Wheels that were glacially slow, ran out of power in 20 minutes and took an entire day to recharge.

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      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
      If someone you know is afflicted with Dunning-Kruger, please help. #knowthecure
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      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      Dang, Billie Eilish really let herself go.
      I know she was never trying to be sexy or anything, but that's rough.
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      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      is that a tatoo on his hand??
      http://badges.fuelly.com/images/sig-metric/286588.png
      Any car which holds together for a whole race is too heavy.

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      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      lol, I just showed this to my wife last night.

      Quote Originally Posted by worth_fixing View Post
      is that a tatoo on his hand??
      Yea, he's covered in them.
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      Quote Originally Posted by GoLfUnV View Post
      he stuck his thumb into my butt cheek, held it there for 2-3 minutes, and i haven't had any pain since.

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      Quote Originally Posted by worth_fixing View Post
      is that a tatoo on his face??
      FTFY

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      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Banging a hooker will make the wasps go away? I'm off to find a bee's nest. BRB.
      Time for some Ban This!

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      Quote Originally Posted by A.Wilder View Post
      Dick nose without being a dick nose? I'll pass.
      Americans hate EVs because they grew up with Power Wheels that were glacially slow, ran out of power in 20 minutes and took an entire day to recharge.

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      Geez, I used to have such a thing for Elizabeth Shue. Until I saw her brother. Ugh.
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      No, the real enthusiast vehicle would be the RX8. It combines V12 Lamborghini gas mileage with Hyundai Genesis 4cyl. performance.

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